Ever wonder how a celebrity evades the prying press when staying at a hotel? The answer is the celebrity psuedonym.
Back in February, the New York Post gossip pages ran a multiple choice quiz of celebrity nom de plumes for hotel check in. Alas, the quiz is no longer available but below is a compilation of the results, courtesy of wizbangpop

1. Angelina Jolie = Miss Lollypop
2. Jon Bon Jovi = Stanley Kowalski
3. Jennifer Aniston = Mrs. Smith
4. Pharrell Williams = Luke Skywalker
5. George Clooney = Arnold Schwarzenegger
6. Paris Hilton = Tinkerbell
7. Michael Bolton = Ben Herr
8. Kate Beckinsale = Siquorney Beaver
9. Diana Ross = Miss Orange
10. Huey Lewis = Jacques Strapp
11. Val Kilmer = Thomas Paine
12. Britney Spears = Bella
13. Ozzy Osbourne = Harry Bollocks
14. Michael Jackson = Sir William Marshal
15. Bono = J.C. Penney
16. Tiger Woods = B. Simpson
























