Celebrity hotel check-in psuedonyms

Ever wonder how a celebrity evades the prying press when staying at a hotel? The answer is the celebrity psuedonym.

Back in February, the New York Post gossip pages ran a multiple choice quiz of celebrity nom de plumes for hotel check in. Alas, the quiz is no longer available but below is a compilation of the results, courtesy of wizbangpop

1. Angelina Jolie = Miss Lollypop

2. Jon Bon Jovi = Stanley Kowalski

3. Jennifer Aniston = Mrs. Smith

4. Pharrell Williams = Luke Skywalker

5. George Clooney = Arnold Schwarzenegger

6. Paris Hilton = Tinkerbell

7. Michael Bolton = Ben Herr

8. Kate Beckinsale = Siquorney Beaver

9. Diana Ross = Miss Orange

10. Huey Lewis = Jacques Strapp

11. Val Kilmer = Thomas Paine

12. Britney Spears = Bella

13. Ozzy Osbourne = Harry Bollocks

14. Michael Jackson = Sir William Marshal

15. Bono = J.C. Penney

16. Tiger Woods = B. Simpson