Secret celebrity bolt-holes

Hotel Resort Insider has posted the Top Five Secret Vacation Spots Of Celebrities. These are:

1. Portofino, Italy
2. Ile de Re, France
3. The Frégate Island Private, Indian Ocean
4. The Four Mile Beach in Port Douglas, Australia
5. The Mystique in the Caribbean

We at TW Towers love to indulge in star spotting but were somewhat concerned when we found out *which* celebrities could be found 'chilling' in Portofino....

Here, you have an elegant piano bar and the La Terrazza restaurant of the hotel Splendido, which is a very common place [to] spot stars like Sinatra, Ava Gardner and Rex Harrison.

Sinatra? Ava Gardner? Rex Harrison? Blimey, who else? John Lennon? Queen Victoria? Tutankhamen?

We're also not terribly sure where 'Mystique' is. They say:

The Mystique in the Carribean is a 1400-acre island and a vacation spot for the British royals like Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Is it possible they mean Mustique?

But joking aside, what we do find out is this:

• Johnny Depp or Gérard Depardieu like to hang out at Ile de Rein, France
• British royals can be found chilling on the Caribbean island of Mustique (or Mystique if you prefer)
• Bill Clinton, Kylie Minogue, Hugh Jackman and Sean Penn can be found at the Four Mile Beach in Port Douglas, Australia
• To catch a glimpse of Pierce Brosnan and Michael Douglas you should try and get booked in to the Fregate Island Private
• Dead celebrities like to hang out in Portofino