According to Wall Street Journal, the half-acre villa is located in the "hills of Lurin" and has "four bedrooms, four full bathrooms, a large deck and wide views of St. Jean Bay" where Martin likes to bodyboard.
The property also comes with a "caretaker's house, a pool, a lily pond and a Balinese-style gazebo".
For those of you with $30k burning a hole in your pocket but who remain unconvinced, check out Wall Street Journal's slideshow.
The villa is available to rent through www.stbarth.com/villas.
Below: A youtube clip from the 2006 version of Pink Panther in which Steve Martin plays Clouseau and attempts to learn a flawless American accent: "I would like to buy a hamburger"
Thanks to our chums at World Hum for the heads up







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